John Kerry & SS Condiments of The Sea

America’s favorite full time gold digger and part time Senator from Peeps Republic of Massachusetts has been in the news lately.  Doing his share to create American jobs he had his custom yacht built in New Zealand.  Doing his share to support marina workers in the Bay State he decided to park his barge in the Ocean State.  And of course, none of this had anything to do with dodging taxes in Massachusetts that would help Deval Patrick fund healthcare for all.

I can imagine the conversation aboard Isabel just before Teresa and John adjourn to spend the night in their separate luxury onboard suites:  “John, honey, you should’ve stuck to wind surfing.”

So time for some @GovKaineBrow nursery rhymes:

Kerry Kerry quite contrary

How didja cut that check?

The Five hundred large

To tax that barge

Came from Teresa what the heck…

Mister Flip-Flop is a target rich environment:

Humpty Kerry bought a Big Yacht

Dodged the taxes but got Caught

All the Heinz Money

And the Heinz Cash

Couldn’t stop Kerry from being an Ass…

Another:

John be nimble

John be quick

Teresa saved your ass

You prick…

One More:

Sail sail sail your yacht

Merrily down the Cape

Pay your taxes now you Creep

Then you can escape…

And a Bonus rhyme for all you Pancy Nelosi fans:

Nancy Pancy puddin & pie

Time to kiss your job goodbye

When it comes Election Day

Your Dem majority goes away…

Gotta go.  Time to work on some Charlie Mangle material now…

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Pelosi Has Her Clairol Moment: Does She or Doesn’t She?

Only her Blue Dawgs know for sure…

You Make The Call...

The old tag line for Clairol hair products is the question on the lips of progressives, conservatives and the media: Does she or doesn’t she have the votes in the House?

With Bart Stupak (D, MI) saying he and his crew can not vote for the Senate bill because of the abortion language, where will she find the votes to get to 216?

(The ‘retirement’ of Massa in NY State next monday knocks a “no” vote off the rolls so the 216 count is the correct one, not 217)

And that news has Pancy Nelosi happy because, ya know, she was an American Girl raised on promises…

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