Do IMF Bankers All Go to The Same Tailor?

Cut From The Same Cloth, Do You Think?

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Wendy’s Announces TSA “Where’s The Beef?” Burger Campaign

Capitalizing on the national attention focused on the Enhanced Pat Downs at Airport Security to check Junk, Wendy’s is reviving the famous “Where’s The Beef?” campaign with Claire Peller as an elderly TSA agent with ribbed Latex Gloves…

Have It Your Way...

More Meat, Less Buns

 

Florida Airport Founder Opts Out of TSA “Junk Checks”

Sanford & Son Airport in FL announced they will opt out of “TSA Junk Checks” citing motto from Founder Fred Sanford, “LaMont, getchyo hands off my Junk.”

"LaMont, I told ya to keep yo hands off my Junk!"

Somewhere in Comedy Heaven Red Foxx smiles at the irony of Sanford Airport being the first to fire the TSA for groping Junk.

@GovKaineBrow

Dead Comedian Files Lawsuit Against TSA

Red Foxx filed a lawsuit against the TSA from beyond the grave yesterday claiming “Get Your Hands Off My Junk” was his trademarked signature line from his hit comedy show “Sanford and Son” show back in the 1970’s.

"Elizabeth, it's the Big One... the Big One...I'm coming bay-bee..."

“Lamont, Lamont, I feel the Big One coming, I’m coming to see ya Lizbeth…”

@GovKaineBrow

Sheriff Joe Arpaio Joins New Black Panther Party

In a stunning move today, Maricopa county Sheriff Joe Arpaio joined the New Black Panther Party and changed his name to Malik Shabazz Arpaio.

Eric Holder immediately announced the Department of Justice was dropping all pending lawsuits against Sheriff Arpaio.

So let’s recite an Eric Holder Nursery Rhyme from @GovKaineBrow for giggles & grins:

Eric Holder…

So Much Bolder…

Sued Sheriff Joe for Sport…

Black Panthers know…

Old Sheriff Joe…

will get THEIR day in Court…

MORE TO COME ON THIS STORY

John Kerry & SS Condiments of The Sea

America’s favorite full time gold digger and part time Senator from Peeps Republic of Massachusetts has been in the news lately.  Doing his share to create American jobs he had his custom yacht built in New Zealand.  Doing his share to support marina workers in the Bay State he decided to park his barge in the Ocean State.  And of course, none of this had anything to do with dodging taxes in Massachusetts that would help Deval Patrick fund healthcare for all.

I can imagine the conversation aboard Isabel just before Teresa and John adjourn to spend the night in their separate luxury onboard suites:  “John, honey, you should’ve stuck to wind surfing.”

So time for some @GovKaineBrow nursery rhymes:

Kerry Kerry quite contrary

How didja cut that check?

The Five hundred large

To tax that barge

Came from Teresa what the heck…

Mister Flip-Flop is a target rich environment:

Humpty Kerry bought a Big Yacht

Dodged the taxes but got Caught

All the Heinz Money

And the Heinz Cash

Couldn’t stop Kerry from being an Ass…

Another:

John be nimble

John be quick

Teresa saved your ass

You prick…

One More:

Sail sail sail your yacht

Merrily down the Cape

Pay your taxes now you Creep

Then you can escape…

And a Bonus rhyme for all you Pancy Nelosi fans:

Nancy Pancy puddin & pie

Time to kiss your job goodbye

When it comes Election Day

Your Dem majority goes away…

Gotta go.  Time to work on some Charlie Mangle material now…

Why Jim Clyburn Won’t #STFU About Alvin Greene

The Congressman doth protest too much.

So I have to ask myself why?  First Alvin Greene was a Republican plant, then it was Elephant dung, now it’s the voting machines.

Clyburn’s position as explained to Willie Geist on MSNBC Morning Joe is it’s plausible some group paid Greene to run and then tampered with the voting machines.

Why does James Clyburn believe so strongly  unnamed conspirators stole the SC Democrat primary for US Senate and foisted Alvin Greene as a stooge on the peeps of the Gamecock state?

Why?  Why?  Why?

I’ve got it:  The SC Primary was a dry-run test of the voting machine fraud that will be used to steal the 2012 election from Barack Obama.

Yep, Jim Clyburn is testing the waters to see if he can get his peeps to believe the story line.

The man’s not crazy he’s just insane so I figure it’s less than 24 hours before someone floats this biscuit of a conspiracy theory.

But if you really wanna know the truth of the matter, the ONLY thing the SC primary fiasco proves is that DemocRats can STEAL elections from themselves…