Just Die Baby

Al Davis succumbs to natural causes twice in the same year

Somewhere in Hell, Al Davis awaits the arrival of the Doppelganger Dictator, Kim Jung Il.  With both Al Davis and the Korean Despot dying in the same year it will bleak for future sales of ill-fitting satin workout suits and dark sunglasses.

The two Benevolent Despots were separated at birth

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Dictators Separated At Birth: King Jung Il & Al Davis

ABC News has confirmed Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis has not been seen in public since North Korea shelled a South Korean island today killing two South Korean Marines.

We share a love of satin running sweats

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Question:  Have Al Davis & Kim Jung Il ever been seen in the same room at the same time?

 

Just sayin…

 

 

My Name is Basil Marceaux Dot Com Separated at Birth at Stalag 13

Basis Marceaux, candidate for Governor of Tennessee, has brought smiles to the blogging community.  The guy just has a way with words.

But what most people don’t know is that Basil is the Love Child of John Banner and famous mime, Marcel Marceaux.

Who is John Banner?  Why Sgt. Schultz of Hogan’s Heroes, of course.

LeBeau get back in your barracks!

I See Nothing...

Bobnoxious is looking for gubernatorial or political look-a-likes for Colonel Klink, Major Hochstetter and General Burkhalter.

I remain convinced that Barbara Boxer was Frau Linkmeyer in an earlier incarnation which is a truly scary proposition, is it not?

UPDATE:

Pay Czar, Kenneth Feinberg, does bear an uncanny and spooky resemblance to the Commandant of Stalag 13, the indefatigable Colonel Wilhelm Klink — or as they say in German, Oberst Klink.  Check it out:

Schultz! Take Newkirk & Carter to the Cooler!

Hogan, Dismissssssssssssssssssed!