Wendy’s Announces TSA “Where’s The Beef?” Burger Campaign

Capitalizing on the national attention focused on the Enhanced Pat Downs at Airport Security to check Junk, Wendy’s is reviving the famous “Where’s The Beef?” campaign with Claire Peller as an elderly TSA agent with ribbed Latex Gloves…

Have It Your Way...

More Meat, Less Buns

 

Dead Comedian Files Lawsuit Against TSA

Red Foxx filed a lawsuit against the TSA from beyond the grave yesterday claiming “Get Your Hands Off My Junk” was his trademarked signature line from his hit comedy show “Sanford and Son” show back in the 1970’s.

"Elizabeth, it's the Big One... the Big One...I'm coming bay-bee..."

“Lamont, Lamont, I feel the Big One coming, I’m coming to see ya Lizbeth…”

@GovKaineBrow

Jack Conway Denies Love Child With Ahmadinejad

In a shocking development threatening the viability of Democrat Jack Conway’s campaign for a Kentucky Senate Seat, Iranian dissident Press outlets are reporting the existence of a Love Child in Tehran.

According to local birth records, the alleged spawn of candidate Jack Conway and Iranian President Ahmadi is a 3 year old boy named Mahmoud AquaBuddaJad.

More #KYsen news to follow…

Sheriff Joe Arpaio Joins New Black Panther Party

In a stunning move today, Maricopa county Sheriff Joe Arpaio joined the New Black Panther Party and changed his name to Malik Shabazz Arpaio.

Eric Holder immediately announced the Department of Justice was dropping all pending lawsuits against Sheriff Arpaio.

So let’s recite an Eric Holder Nursery Rhyme from @GovKaineBrow for giggles & grins:

Eric Holder…

So Much Bolder…

Sued Sheriff Joe for Sport…

Black Panthers know…

Old Sheriff Joe…

will get THEIR day in Court…

MORE TO COME ON THIS STORY

My Name is Basil Marceaux Dot Com Separated at Birth at Stalag 13

Basis Marceaux, candidate for Governor of Tennessee, has brought smiles to the blogging community.  The guy just has a way with words.

But what most people don’t know is that Basil is the Love Child of John Banner and famous mime, Marcel Marceaux.

Who is John Banner?  Why Sgt. Schultz of Hogan’s Heroes, of course.

LeBeau get back in your barracks!

I See Nothing...

Bobnoxious is looking for gubernatorial or political look-a-likes for Colonel Klink, Major Hochstetter and General Burkhalter.

I remain convinced that Barbara Boxer was Frau Linkmeyer in an earlier incarnation which is a truly scary proposition, is it not?

UPDATE:

Pay Czar, Kenneth Feinberg, does bear an uncanny and spooky resemblance to the Commandant of Stalag 13, the indefatigable Colonel Wilhelm Klink — or as they say in German, Oberst Klink.  Check it out:

Schultz! Take Newkirk & Carter to the Cooler!

Hogan, Dismissssssssssssssssssed!

John Kerry & SS Condiments of The Sea

America’s favorite full time gold digger and part time Senator from Peeps Republic of Massachusetts has been in the news lately.  Doing his share to create American jobs he had his custom yacht built in New Zealand.  Doing his share to support marina workers in the Bay State he decided to park his barge in the Ocean State.  And of course, none of this had anything to do with dodging taxes in Massachusetts that would help Deval Patrick fund healthcare for all.

I can imagine the conversation aboard Isabel just before Teresa and John adjourn to spend the night in their separate luxury onboard suites:  “John, honey, you should’ve stuck to wind surfing.”

So time for some @GovKaineBrow nursery rhymes:

Kerry Kerry quite contrary

How didja cut that check?

The Five hundred large

To tax that barge

Came from Teresa what the heck…

Mister Flip-Flop is a target rich environment:

Humpty Kerry bought a Big Yacht

Dodged the taxes but got Caught

All the Heinz Money

And the Heinz Cash

Couldn’t stop Kerry from being an Ass…

Another:

John be nimble

John be quick

Teresa saved your ass

You prick…

One More:

Sail sail sail your yacht

Merrily down the Cape

Pay your taxes now you Creep

Then you can escape…

And a Bonus rhyme for all you Pancy Nelosi fans:

Nancy Pancy puddin & pie

Time to kiss your job goodbye

When it comes Election Day

Your Dem majority goes away…

Gotta go.  Time to work on some Charlie Mangle material now…

Helen Thomas Named US Ambassador to Arizona

White House spokesman Robert Gibbs today defended the administration’s decision to name Helen Thomas as US Ambassador to Arizona by calling it a classic case of making lemons into lemonade.

Reading from prepared notes, Gibbs said Ambassador Thomas’ first official action would be to visit Arizona to invite Arizonans of  Euro-American decent to re-emigrate to the United States.

Smiling, the slyly humorous Mister Gibbs said Ambassador Thomas is free to use her own language to express the Administration’s position towards encouraging certain citizens of Arizona to repatriate to America.

Bonus Nursery Rhyme from @govkainebrow:

Hamas Helen Puddin & Pie kissed Hamas & her Credibility byebye.

When her Mouth comes out to play AntiSemitism Rules the Day…

#tcot #israel