Jack Conway Denies Love Child With Ahmadinejad

In a shocking development threatening the viability of Democrat Jack Conway’s campaign for a Kentucky Senate Seat, Iranian dissident Press outlets are reporting the existence of a Love Child in Tehran.

According to local birth records, the alleged spawn of candidate Jack Conway and Iranian President Ahmadi is a 3 year old boy named Mahmoud AquaBuddaJad.

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